Fun Dog Quotes
Here are some dog quotes
that should bring a smile to your face.
"I wonder what goes through his mind when he sees us peeing in
his water bowl."
-Penny Ward Moser
"Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot about
- Gene Hill
"My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to
$3.00 a can. That's almost $21.00 in dog money."
"Dogs need to sniff the ground; it's how they keep abreast of
current events. The ground is a giant dog newspaper, containing all kinds of late-breaking dog news items, which,
if they are especially urgent, are often continued in the next yard."
"Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a
-Franklin P. Jones
"Puppies are nature's remedy for
feeling unloved, plus numerous other ailments of life."
- Richard Allan Palm
"Money will buy you a pretty good
dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail."
"If I have any beliefs about
immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons."
- James Thurber
"There is no psychiatrist in the
world like a puppy licking your face."
- Ben Williams
"If you can't decide between a
Shepherd, a Setter or a Poodle, get them all ... adopt a mutt!"
"Dogs believe they are human.
Cats believe they are God."
"The average dog is a nicer
person than the average person."
- Andrew A. Rooney
"If you pick up a starving dog
and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man."
- Mark Twain
"Don't accept your dog's
admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful."
- Ann Landers
"Women and cats will do as they
please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea."
- Robert A. Heinlein
"Cat's motto: No matter what
you've done wrong, always try to make it look like the dog did it."
For information on how to train your dog or get rid of your dog's bad
habits, go to: Dog Training